10 commandments for dating my daughter doug giles
Not only am I not cool with your being around me, I’m sure as heck not down with your touching my daughter.Therefore, when you’re in my space (and in my absence) you’d better treat my daughters with the utmost respect. Do not even think about approaching me with liberal, hippy, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree humping bull crap. If you say you’re going to do something, then I expect you to do it. Do not come into my house with earrings, a grill, or over sized pants with your butt cleavage hanging out. If I have to talk to you, you had better know as much about as many things as possible. I’m looking for a sacrificial dude who doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty in helping around the house, in our community, in our nation and with our wonderful world.Additionally, you must be pursuing said noble goal at Mach2 with your hair on fire.If you’re a slacking, blame-shifting, visionless slug with genital warts who’s waiting for someone to carry them into greatness and who lives by the dictates of his ding dong, then you need to find a girl who doesn’t have a father like me. Thou shall not touch my daughter, or I’ll tear your hands off and you’ll have to “whip the bishop” with a stub.Commandment III: "Thou shall not touch my daughter.
You must have something positive going on in that thing you call a life.This guy is what you call a false prophet, a heathen, a phony.You my friend, are like the rest of the world." A reader thinks Giles may not have the real picture of what his daughters are doing.Please facebook, email and tweet this list and my accompanying new video to dads who do not want their daughters to ever date or marry Lil Wayne, Charlie Sheen, Beavis or Butthead. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn't make me happy. I have worked my butt off providing a good life for my daughter; therefore, you better have one, Spanky. And know this: I've got a PI doing a background check on you at this moment.